White flowing script lettering reading "Eat a bag of Dicks" centers this black background surrounded by a lush garden of hand-painted florals in coral red, soft pink, pale blue, and golden yellow, with delicate leaves and small botanical details scattered throughout the composition. The juxtaposition of irreverent text against the ornate, romantic floral border creates a boldly humorous piece that subverts expectations through its clever pairing of crude language with refined illustration. Bound with 52 pages of 70lb paper, lined or unlined, behind an anti-scuff matte cover with wraparound artwork, made to order. Notes and sketches kept behind an independent artist's work, not a plain composition cover.